SlowQuitter is the brainchild of Anna and Melisa, two responsible ladies (actual moms) who have been friends since 1996 but whose brains haven't aged a day!

Any time we think about how we'll probably die anonymously at our desks mid-email, we look to our pride and joy - this shop - to bring us happiness. Most of our designs started out as riffing on incoherent inside jokes that we guessed a few people might laugh at. You always look cool when you're wearing a tshirt that only a select elite group of people understand! But if you're offended, you probably don't laugh enough in general. We blame neoliberalism and we hope you find happiness too!